Though my skills may be a little rusty, I am a pirate
and I try to be the best pirate I can be.
Sometimes it just doesn't work out and you end up not making any ISKies
for your trouble.
[ 04:24:11 ]
(notify) For initiating combat your security status has been adjusted by
-0.0797.
[ 04:24:12 ]
(combat) Warp scramble attempt from you to (Capsule)Qybixxx Quime [VL EV]
[ 04:24:12 ]
(combat) Warp scramble attempt from you to (Capsule)Qybixxx Quime [VL EV]
[ 04:24:12 ]
(combat) Warp scramble attempt from you to (Capsule)Qybixxx Quime [VL EV]
[ 04:24:38 ]
Qybixxx Quime > What happened?
[ 04:24:43 ]
Draiv Solregard > found you
[ 04:24:52 ]
Qybixxx Quime > Hmmm!
[ 04:24:58 ]
Qybixxx Quime > Howd you do that?
[ 04:24:59 ]
Draiv Solregard > there are probes that can do that
[ 04:25:09 ]
Qybixxx Quime > Interesting...
[ 04:25:16 ]
Draiv Solregard > no where is safe
[ 04:25:25 ]
Qybixxx Quime > I was so busy doing pi I didn't see you.
[ 04:25:28 ]
Draiv Solregard > so YARRR gimmie yer
ISKIES
[ 04:25:48 ]
Qybixxx Quime > Oh dear... How do I
put this...
[ 04:25:57 ]
Qybixxx Quime > You just killed all my isks..
[ 04:26:00 ]
Draiv Solregard > hmmmm
[ 04:26:02 ]
Qybixxx Quime > Shoulda asked first.
[ 04:26:08 ]
Draiv Solregard > that does pose a problem
[ 04:26:15 ]
Qybixxx Quime > I coulda given you 25M isk to go away.
[ 04:26:20 ]
Qybixxx Quime > Now I can't
[ 04:26:23 ]
Draiv Solregard > you still can
[ 04:26:37 ]
Draiv Solregard > you have implants in that thar head of yers?
[ 04:26:49 ]
Qybixxx Quime > Welll.. There is the wreck.
[ 04:27:10 ]
Qybixxx Quime > You can try to get a few isk out of that.
[ 04:27:24 ]
Draiv Solregard > so you do not have any liquid ISK in yer wallet?
[ 04:27:52 ]
Qybixxx Quime > I just spent my entire wad on upgrading my pi control
plants.
[ 04:27:59 ]
Qybixxx Quime > I got ...
[ 04:28:19 ]
Draiv Solregard > ...
[ 04:28:21 ]
Qybixxx Quime > 150k isk to my name now.
[ 04:28:27 ]
Qybixxx Quime > If you had asked.
[ 04:28:57 ]
Qybixxx Quime > I could have ejected from the ship and you could have sold
it....
[ 04:29:04 ]
Draiv Solregard > how bout this then, 10k ISK and you can schedaddle
[ 04:29:17 ]
Qybixxx Quime > Would have been worth far more than you'll get from me now.
[ 04:29:38 ]
Draiv Solregard > maybe, but I can't fly itties
[ 04:29:48 ]
Qybixxx Quime > Hmmm.
[ 04:30:11 ]
Draiv Solregard > so how bout 10k ISK a good joke and I go YARRING away
[ 04:31:09 ]
Qybixxx Quime > hmmm...
I notice sisters combat scanner probes on long scan.
[ 04:31:24 ]
Draiv Solregard > time's a ticking
[ 04:31:49 ]
Qybixxx Quime > Let me see here.
[ 04:32:11 ]
Qybixxx Quime > You destroy a valuble ship... And you still want money from
me?
[ 04:32:19 ]
Draiv Solregard > well your pod is valuable too
I notice sisters combat scanner probes on short scan.
[ 04:32:30 ]
Draiv Solregard > hurry lad there's combat probes about
[ 04:33:16 ]
Draiv Solregard > sry, but men were comin after me
[ 04:33:58 ]
Qybixxx Quime > I know... I was
calling them... You were absolutely
stupid to talk to me for so long...
[ 04:34:04 ]
Qybixxx Quime > What a complete dork..
[ 04:34:20 ]
Draiv Solregard > this is Low-sec, danger is about
[ 04:34:29 ]
Qybixxx Quime > You have no idea how to play this game.
[ 04:34:33 ]
Draiv Solregard > really?
[ 04:34:40 ]
Qybixxx Quime > Especially if you think ganging is what this game is all
about.
[ 04:34:53 ]
Draiv Solregard > I thought I gave a good yar, and gave you plenty of time
to accept my measly offer
[ 04:35:04 ]
Qybixxx Quime > I'll replace the ship. and I didn't have any implants for a
reason.
[ 04:35:12 ]
Draiv Solregard > than yer a smart one
[ 04:35:26 ]
Draiv Solregard > saddens me to have seen your frozen corpse though
[ 04:35:42 ]
Draiv Solregard > It's a cold dark universe it is
[ 04:37:16 ]
Draiv Solregard > I'm sorry, it had to go that way. But there was blood in the water lad and them
other piraty types sure enjoy blood.
[ 04:37:36 ]
Qybixxx Quime > Watch yourself dood.... I'll remember you...
[ 04:37:44 ]
Draiv Solregard > I hope you do, I like you
[ 04:38:01 ]
Draiv Solregard > AND A YARR HAR HAR I GO!!!!
Pro tip: If
someone is trying to get a ransom and you're located in lower security space,
don't take too long to decide whether or not you're going to give in to their
demands. One can only sit stationary for
so long before the wolves come sniffing.
Also, I'd only be stupid to talk to you for so long, if
they had actually blown me up.
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